The Shining (1980) -> "I think a lot of things happened right here in this particular hotel over the years. And not all of ‘em was good."
i wish i was ridiculously fucking hot
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
walter jr hits on selena gomez
I will never not reblog this adorable animal.
*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
Guys gingerbread men live in houses made of their own flesh.
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